Thursday 29 December 2011

Yo mamma so poor (PJ)

1.Yo mama so poor, for Christmas, she bought you a tape of children opening their presents.

2.Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

3.Yo mama so poor she cant aford the r at the end of poor.

4.Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

5.Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

6.Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

7.Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

8.Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

9.Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

10.
Yo mama so poor your family was made in China.

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